Find
A Way president Glen Alan was hard at
work the evening before April Fool’s Day concocting a Cycle Related April
Fool’s joke for the Find A Way Website.
Find
A Way Makes World's Most Advanced Quinticycle!
Find A
Way has found a way to build the world’s most
advanced quinticycle. Designed by Glen
Alan and senior engineers Sebastien Chorney and Alan Hardiman, the quinticycle
exceeds the standard width of a Hummer while employing advanced features such
triple titanium bicycle rims, air brakes and an advanced emergency peddle
powered anti-gravity propulsion system.
The Find A Way
quinticycle employs a proprietary system of gears, pulleys and electro-magnets
to achieve blistering speeds in excess of 120 km/hr. Production of the quinticycle will commence
in the summer of 2008 pending CSA approval.
Also
in development and possibly being launched next April Fool’s Day is the
deca-bicyclette. Often referred to as
the "DB Limo" this French-inspired oversize luxury version is
designed specifically for the environmentally conscious rock star and want to
be celebrity. The Deca-bicyclette is
more than 3 car lengths long and comes equipped with silver platted water
bottles, dual gold plated bike bells, 10 triple titanium forged bike U-locks, 9
sets of Dolby Surround Audio CD Players with Headphones, a bread pantry and an
over sized rear carriage for luggage.
The Deca-bicyclette is an easy way to gain status within environmentally
conscious social circles and is produced and assembled with care at Find A Way studios.